You must study the way of BUZZ JACKSON if you are ever to be adjudged worthy to
uncover the hidden link which will convey you to instructions on how to obtain a real, functioning
PACKET DIDDLER. Once you have uncovered the hidden link, this page
will appear much different than it does now. Before anything, you must understand completely why you
want the IT PACKET DIDDLER.
For your convenience, and to tide you over so that you do not break down and purchase the Dimfox
DID*LER and suffer the inevitable massive headwound , we have included instructions
on how to approximate the effect of the PACKET DIDDLER.
Gather together these supplies
computer
small sack of 50-100 bees (25 for laptops)
razor blade
white honey
Windows
head and elbow protection
mouse
(optional)
ram's blood
high octane gasoline
vodka
lighter
Once you have your supplies, follow these steps:
remove the outer casing of your computer
attach the sack of bees to a spot near the CPU
coat the CPU liberally with white honey
release the bees and slam the casing back into place as quickly as you can
now spin rapidly in the middle of the room until you are so dizzy you almost vomit (wear full head and elbow protection)
sit down and turn the computer on. Be sure to use your tongue
once the c:\ prompt appears, begin smashing your head rhythmically into the keyboard
when Microsoft Windows starts up, slice open your index finger and draw an icon on the screen in your blood
pick up your mouse and say into it, in a calm clear voice, 'Select red icon" (if your blood is not red, discontinue; see a doctor)
-a hidden subprogram will launch-
nothing will appear on your screen, but the buzzing of the bees will intensify
press your forehead against the monitor and hold it there
stick your finger or, better yet, your hand inside the casing and pull the sack open in a swift, jerky manner
let the bees sting you until you see Jesus
tell Jesus to engage maximum diddlage protocol
-artificial diddling will engage.-
depending on your physiology, any one diddling session can last from 5 to 15 seconds.
after this, you will have to repeat the procedure to rettain the artifiical diddlage effect
Shortcut(NOTE: this method should only be used by expert level artificial diddlers)
douse your computer in a mixture consisting of equal portions of high octane gasoline, vodka, and ram's blood
set it on fire; we recommend zippo lighters
hold your hand over the fire until you see Jesus
proceed as above
Notice: Attaining maximum diddlage is not for the faint of heart. Diddle at your own risk.
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